Does your gran get on your nerves on a daily basis with the things she does, like flipping you the bird while you’re having your lunch, pushing other elderly ladies to the ground just so she can get a seat at the bus stop or taking a dump on your living room carpet in front of the whole family, knowing that the toilet is just yards away?
It sounds like she’s a bit of a dick and needs to change her ways. Buy her this book and tell her to read and absorb the advice contained within it, from cover to cover, at least three times. Hopefully she’ll become a better human being and piss you off less before she gets knobbed by the Devil in hell.
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