Velvet Penis Hat

Velvet Penis Hat

If you want to blend into a crowd and not be spotted by anyone, this hat with an erect penis and massive testicles on it will help you remain hidden like a ghost. It would be the perfect thing to wear if you wanted to do some shoplifting.

At the same time, this hat can ooze glamour and sophistication if worn properly, making it the perfect accessory to wear to a wedding or the opera.

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