Have you noticed that men never refer to a map when they are lost? It’s because they think that their penis is all-knowing and that it can take them to their destination.
However, what they don’t know is that it is pointing them in the direction of the nearest orifice so it’s only right sometimes.
If your partner is one these people, get him this t-shirt to remind him that his penis is not a compass and to not rely on it for directions.
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