Warning Your Penis is Dangerously Small Card

Warning Your Penis is Dangerously Small Card

Does a friend have a penis so tiny that birds mistake it for a worm and try to grab it when he steps outside naked to have his morning stretch?

If so, you should probably get him this card to warn him about how small it is and to not walk around naked otherwise animals will try to run or fly off with it.

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