Personalised Merry Christmas To You and Your Midget Dick

Let everyone know who has a tiny penis with this personalised Christmas card.

Embarrass a friend or colleague by letting everyone know they have a tiny penis when they open the envelope to reveal this Christmas card in front of everyone.

The card be personalised with the recipient’s name so anyone who walks past the card will know exactly who got the short straw when it came to God handing out willies.

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