Penis Themed Cooking Aprons

Sometimes it would be nice to cook naked in the kitchen and let it all hang out as it can get really hot in there but it’s just not possible because there’s the issue of hygiene as well the risk of accidentally hurting the little man.

If you want to bring some dick humour into the kitchen, why not get one of these penis themed aprons. It will satisfy that urge while protecting your Johnson from any harm from fires, knives and rolling pins.