Chefs are known for having short tempers; look at Gordon Ramsey, he’s a prime example. It must be terrifying working for someone who could lose their shit at any second.
Bring some humour into the kitchen with this apron that has a super long penis complete with pubes, a ball sack and foreskin. No chef can possibly lose their temper if you wear this in their kitchen.
Just don’t get any of the pubic hair in your customers’ food.
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