Having just one penis to play with for the rest of your life can be boring but you may be happy with that because it’s so amazing in bed and you'll always have great sex. On the other hand, you will never experience all the varieties and flavours of penises that the world has to offer ever again.
However, we think variety is the spice of life and think everyone should enjoy as many of them as they can. So, to anyone who has just gotten married, offer your condolences to them in the form of this humorous mug.
Hopefully they’ll see the funny side and not have second thoughts about being tied down.
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