Have you got a wedding, job interview or funeral coming up soon but have nothing to wear? Then get yourself this versatile inflatable penis costume which can be worn for any occasion.
Wearing it to funerals will show others that you are paying great respect to your gran who you loved dearly.
Turning up to a wedding in it will get the bridesmaids hot and bothered and will want to slip their ring on your little finger.
Interviewers will hire you on the spot as they will see that you’re not just another boring candidate but will bring humour to the workplace and boost morale.
Go on, buy this penis costume and it will improve all areas of your life. You'll wonder how you managed to live without it.
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