Has your manager warned you numerous times that if you take Pierre The Penis with you to work again, he will fire you but you tell him you need Pierre by your side every second of the day? We think we have a temporary solution for you.
Introducing Tiny Pierre The Penis. He’s everything you love about the body pillow version but packed into a tiny form factor so you can take him wherever you go and no one will notice.
Instead of resting your body on the shaft or balls of the bigger version, you can now place him on a table or bench and you can rest YOUR penis on him while you sip on your cappuccino or wait for the bus.
He’s squishy so you can squeeze, pull and kiss him to help you relieve stress, just like with a real penis. Just be careful not to sit on him because he doesn’t like that.
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